A dirty italian cracker

An italian who fucks 25 white girls in the ghetto.

Hey, did you do a dirty italian cracker

by Woonsocketrhodehiscockadoodled December 7, 2013

italian dinner

A series of swinging meats and balls.

I gave that boy an Italian dinner last night.

by italian diner June 27, 2010

italian pancake

When ejaculating on a females stomach, leting it dry up in the sun, then making her peel it off & eat it.

Bro I tottaly just gave that chick an italian pancake.

by kamillej August 19, 2011

Italian Job

Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.

Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.

by The Real Italian Job June 1, 2017

Italian Pocket Watch

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020

shinji ikari

Biggest pussy in manga/anime history. He does nothing but whine about how hard his life is, and prefers to make people do shit for him. Any other character in Evangelion could be better Protagonist, also his depression is not explanation for anything.

-Shinji Ikari is such a pussy I can't make myself watch any more of those epsiodes, he is way too fucking annoying!
-He only gets worse as time passes by.

-Congratulations, you pussy for ruining everyone experience. (Every character in the ending of the show)

by ReiBestGirl December 31, 2017

Italian

Short people with dark skin that happen to not be smart. Over confident in every way. The women age like hell. Most of all Any German stands at least two heads above those swine. Pretty much the only good thing they have is their Actors. Other than that Germany owns their cars , Hitler owns Mussolini , and Italians are just women when they fight wars.

Meh Gibson is not Italian.

by Screw the poles April 11, 2007