Italishadian

The race where a person is Italian, polish, and Canadian.

"I love being Italishadian. I get pierogis and pasta, eh?"

by El Tocino February 7, 2010

Italians

The most non white white people you will ever met

Italians are the best man.

by AlCaloneIsMyDad August 7, 2018

The Italian Job

When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex

Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.

by The Cold Slawer January 9, 2019

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 12, 2010

italian

Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute.

Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!

Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying!

by bootboy69 June 18, 2008

italian job

Verb

The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.

I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.

by hammer hoffman October 27, 2011

Fake Italian

Someone who says they're Italian but has light skin and blue eyes

Friend: "Yeah, i'm all Italian"
me (italian): "mmmmm I don't think so sis"
Thinking to myself: "Nah she a fake Italian"

by Anonomous__ November 10, 2018