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Hoe Charge

The act of charging someone for a service, product, or admission that should have been free or a significantly cheaper price.
Chris invited me along to keep him company on a road trip to pick up his new car. When he stopped at the gas station he tried to hoe charge me for gas money.

I can't believe that club was hoe charging people 50 bucks to get in.
by Tim L. www.myspace.com/tramatic September 21, 2008
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Hoe Mode

A state that occurs when you're hitting up a dude that you like but the conversation gets boring so you have no choice to activate your inner hoe because lord knows you need that dick
An example:
Guy: So did you like the new Fast and Furious?
Girl: Eh, it was ok ig...
Guy: Oh, ok.....
*HOE MODE ACTIVATED*
Girl: So, you planning anything later this week? Cause I've got a free schedule ;)
by new pjone who diz July 24, 2017
mugGet the Hoe Modemug.

Hoe Hours

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
by just like honey February 16, 2020
mugGet the Hoe Hoursmug.

Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.
me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!
by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009
mugGet the Muffin Hoemug.

whole hoe

A whole hoe is a male or female who has exhibited hoeish tendencies to an overwhelming stage, you ain't half a hoe or a quarter of hoe you a whole hoe .
Patrick you being a whole hoe right now.
by Foolish Ninja May 24, 2018
mugGet the whole hoemug.

hoe bag

A physical bag that a hoe will carry with them most of the time. The bag usually contains extra clothing, lube, condoms, tampons, pregnancy test...and other such items that allow her to sleep from place to place with guy to guy. Be aware that one might call this an “emergency bag”, that would be bull shit.
Tonya carried a hoe bag the whole time I knew her. Fuckin hoe.
by JackClifto September 17, 2007
mugGet the hoe bagmug.

hoe move

1. a systematic action taken in order to cause a mental or physical discomfort to one or more individuals.

2. a move pulled in order to cause self-satisfaction at the expense of another. (if pulled more than twice then it is hoe business)

3. the reversal of another hoe move

f.y.i.=hoe moves can be spontaneous
ex1
To mess up a lot of dishes, and leave food on the plates, BY YOURSELF, after somobody JUST washed the dishes 2o min before, and leave to spend a weekend at someone else's house. Just to cause someone to clean up after you... hoe move indeed!!!

ex2
come home from work and cook one strip of bacon. Cook one more 20 min before everyone comes home, then leave, so when they come home they'll think that there is cooked food, but there's not...hoe move!!!

ex3
To intentionally drink the milk jug down to less than a cup left, and then go out and buy a brand new box of Cinnanmin Toast Crunch, and then leave early in the morning so that it's an unspoken that IT WAS YOU, but they can't say anything cause you are gone. When they wake up in the morning expect "A GOOD OL" bowl of cereal, they can't make it, thus leaving them extremly frustrated...hoe move indeed!!
mugGet the hoe movemug.

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