ejaculatory juice

what comes out during an orgasm

friend:"dude what's on your bathroom door?"

you:" oh that is my ejaculatory juice!"

by keggs December 28, 2005

Juiced Springsteen

Drinking too much so that you can't remember the lines to The Boss' greatest hits.

Simanto: I really can't sing Thunder Road after 2 century clubs, way to juiced springsteen.
GWAR: Ya man, I had a vodka and cran and I'm hooped on nipple shwa.
Simanto: Maybe we should break-up.

by lord_gold August 19, 2008

Retard Juice

Another name for Diet Coke

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.

by ghost towne May 08, 2021

Google Juice

The power to find anything on the web via Google, with pristine speed, and success.

Steve: Man I know that 2 girls one cup video is out there still but I can't find it.

Rick: Damn homie you need to hit up Scott he has that crazy Google Juice, he finds everything.

Steve: I hit up Scott and 45 seconds later he found the video link. WOW!!

Rick: HUGE! I told ya

by KKJ81 July 21, 2010

Douche Juice

Someone so worse that a douche bag that they are the juice of the douche.

I can't believe that this guy tries to fight every person that says hi to his girlfriend. He's totally a douche juice.

by Ms. P December 19, 2008

Juice Joint

Marijuana cigarette which has been laced with crack.

Terrick: Hey Marcos .. do u want to hit this shit or not?!

Marcos: Nah man. I never fuck with Juice Joints.

by MoonCricket July 23, 2005

wank juice

the product of when you wank off

dammit jim! you didn't wash your wank juice off the ceiling!

by Haleth August 28, 2006