White Hat

What you wear to the movies when you're going alone. A symbol that announces you are at the movies by yourself and would like conversation or company afterwards.

Started on PostSecret and spread to its own Blogsite.
I'm going solo to the movies, so I guess I'll wear my white hat.
by A. Davis December 09, 2006
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MAGA Hat

Seeing this object in a person’s head is a dead giveaway of their low IQ.
That guy’s wearing a MAGA hat. I estimate his IQ to be well below zero.
by Spicyspectrum April 27, 2021
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white hat

In computer terms, one who compromises security systems for the greater beleif in some political stance. (See: Hacktivists)

White Hats are most of the time incredibly irate towards illegal pornography.
"I heard a White Hat hit a major Kiddy Porn hub."
by Mitch Incognito September 04, 2003
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ass hat

A Person Who Wears his/her/ someone else's ass as a hat

or

Shoving your head up someone's ass
hey look! that ho is giving that guy an ass hat!
by Esplender April 11, 2004
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Stupid Hat

Technically known as "trapper hats" or "bomber hats"

Stupid hats are usually lined with fur (real or fake) and have flaps that hang over the ears and can be tied up over the head.

Usually worn by aging hipsters, hunters, college students, and obnoixious teenaged girls.
Ew, did you see what our philoshophy teacher was wearing?" "Yeah, he's such an old hipster. I hate stupid hats. lolol
by Nosyarg9 November 02, 2010
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ass-hat

1. A person or persons that display ass like qualities.

2. An ass that someone wears as a hat i.e you have some ones head up your ass.

3. A hat that someone wears on their ass i.e a raging butt pirate

4. A guy named Burgh in CT who practices asshatery.

2+2 does not equal 7 you ass-hat!

Get over here and keep my rear warm you ass-hat!

That guy is the boss's ass-hat.

Burgh you are a giant ass-hat!
by BlackboyT November 16, 2007
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Chili Hat

When you proceed to defecate onto a persons head while sleeping. Then when they wake up vomit onto their face.
Daniel passed out and we gave him a Chili Hat!
by Total Nigger Dick September 16, 2008
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