brain(s)

Zombie food. The whole reason they carry rocks.
"Gimme your brain(s), douche"
"No thanks"
by Stuart James October 06, 2005
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train brain

The act of receiving head while riding on a train.
I got some train brain on the railroads.
by yins April 17, 2008
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Tea Brained

Having the political intellect of a sack of dried leaves.
The tea brained flock to anyone shouting taxes are too high like pigeons.
by freerangegeek August 05, 2010
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small brain

You.
Did you seriously mess up the cobblestone generator again? You're such a small brain.
by [insert clever name here] February 19, 2020
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Brain Cramp

A stupid ill-advised idea. An idea where there is a small upside with a huge downside.

Such ideas when work are called genius ideas and when they fail are called colossal failures.
Bill Belichick going for it on 4th and 2 on their own 28 against the Colts on 11/15/2009. Patriots up by 6 with 2-08 on the clock.

Belichick goes for it. Patriots are unable to convert. Colts get the ball on NE 28. P Manning throws a touchdown to Reggie Wayne. An extra point later, Patriots lose the game which they lead by 17 points.

True definition of a brain cramp.
by gr8desius November 17, 2009
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bat brain

a move personally made up from the batwing, a cruel joke, mostly done by other teenagers, where you take your scrotum, spread half of your sac out with your hand, and cup the other nut in your hand like a brain. takes a while to get right, but when accomplished, is better than the batwing
I flashed robert with the bat brain, and he threw up!

Adam scared a kid with the bat brain.

by bodhi williams March 25, 2008
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Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.
John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!
by eeguurl March 10, 2015
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