hood love story

A snap story where you talk about past relationships and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
Add me to your hood love story priv I wanna see what happened
by 6pancakesonaplate February 19, 2020
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RPG B-hood

Romanian SAMP server with 99% of kids, it has so bad owner that pays 5$ for 1000 slots server, also gets keylogger everytime and the owner loses the money that is needed for Anti-Cheat and the server is in Romania, constantly ddosd by Balkan shooters like Xpeedo, LuckyLuciano and more. "The server is so, so laggy because of your ping and your internet, not our server" (that is cheaper than bubble gum) - most common sentence of helpers and admins on the server. The owner calls it "RPG B-hood RO" but there isn't any role play on the server, also this is more like an orphange full of 12 years od kids only deathmatching and saying bad words, the owner is a clickbaiter that lives from kids money and bought an Audi with that amount of money, damn this server is so bad that xTrullor the main opponent of this server DDoS it while he is on the register menu and the owner wonders how is this possible, this server has the worst admins ever found in SA-MP's world, like Cadi, a 12 years old kid that joins on a Discord server and is tryna ban most of cheat users, this server is so bad that the owner needs to talk with Ksenon about an .asi, this server is more like a troll server, 12yo kids like PaulFTW are the worst, kids, in the middle of Christmas this kids are going to beg at people's house to receive money and donate to this server and nothing improves.
Have you ever heard of RPG B-hood?

Yes, is that SA-MP Server with 12 yo kids crying for Infernus.
by Alexsmkk August 03, 2021
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hood love story

A good love story is a private story on Snapchat that people screenshot to be added to. In the story the person talks about every person they’ve ever dated, talked to, wanted, or wanted them. Some even exposed people
“Yo did you see Larry’s hood love story”
“Yeah that shi was wild, can’t believe he posted her nudes
by Larry the lobster from nyc February 19, 2020
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Hop on da hood

It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.
Hey Bro, wanna hop on da hood?

Damn, wanna hop da hood?
by dgc0312 May 08, 2022
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certified hood classic

The highest honor you can be bestowed.
That guy is a certified hood classic
by Random person on erth December 05, 2020
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bi-hood-ual

Living in opposing neighborhoods for significant amount of time both hoods except you as their own.
Person 1- Do you know Tiny?
Person 2- West side Tiny, or East side Tiny?
Person 1- I think its the same person. I've never met another Tiny.

Person 2- oh she rolls bi-hood-ual
that's cool. No wonder she's a little different .

Person 3-Right. She gets along with everyone. Much love from both sides.
by Im 5280 Tiny October 02, 2019
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hood stomp

the act of throwing an enemy to the ground, placing their teeth on the curb, and stomping on the back of their head where a hood would be located
"That fool be trippin, hes bouts to be gettin his hood stomped."

"Yea son, hood stomp his ass."
by Masta_Killa May 20, 2009
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