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Hobo Hammocks 

Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
Hobo Hammocks by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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Hambos can be found in their natural habitat.. virtual chapel. They can be seen wiping their board with socks or looking like mega mind.
A) Oh look it's a wild hambo
B) I think he's eating turds
A) oh no he's just trying to injest the Bible
Hambo by POOPYDUCKY June 9, 2020

hobo shower 

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower
hobo shower by boneshaker July 26, 2020

HOBOEROTIC

- Something that is sexually stimulating (erotic) in a homeless kind of way.
- The “grunge” look popularized by 1990s bands coming from Seattle.
- Matt Dillon’s performance in the 1992 movie “Singles”.
- Can also refer to an attraction to the homeless or erotic acts between or associated with the homeless (See also HOMOEROTICA a depiction of erotic acts between or related to the homeless.).

- Earlier meaning: erotic in a Charlie Chaplin sort of way, a reference to his “Little Hobo” character. He was also known as the “Little Tramp”, which perhaps is the etymology of the sexual connotation of “tramp”.
1. Kirk Cobain had a HOBOEROTIC charisma that endeared him to Gen X. He appeared both independent from society and like he needed to be taken care of.
2. “Did you see them go at it on that bench? So HOBOEROTIC!”
HOBOEROTIC by beckynot September 19, 2020

Hobo Stew 

Dog vomit.
Looky there! Fido just upchucked some hobo stew!
Hobo Stew by Squidgeronimo September 29, 2020
A woman who has sex often and with multiple men.
Melissa is such a nasty hobo, that's the third guy she's slept with this week.
hobo by silence28 October 18, 2020