Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Bottom Hogging

The act of stealing the role of receiving the anal penetration in gay sex and, usually, but not always, performance of the oral.

Ya, he is attractive, but he is totally Bottom Hogging.

by Duke_Devlin December 30, 2022

Hog Nog

Semen or more generally called jizz/cum

I was so aroused that I prematurely sprayed my hog nog on her glasses.

by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022

hog turd

A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.

Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."

by FubarrFromGB January 1, 2023

Hog Cycle

A deck used by insufferable basement dwellers that jerk off to nothing but black dicks and gay porn and use their cheeto powder covered fingers to spam hog rider, musketeer and ice golem and call it “defence” and will never expect that their overrated ass deck takes 0 skill and the fact they get 0 bitches or maidens.

- “I’m gay.”
- “Knew you played hog cycle”

by SkellyKingLover January 4, 2023

look at the cutters on that hog

When a girl has big tits and one points it out to their friend

Kevin: Woah man, look at the cutters on that hog they’re ginormous!

John: Yeah man, they are something.

by xcghjklp-098uyt January 8, 2023

Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by

its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.

by toefu January 13, 2023