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hacker

A hacker is a gifted computer programmer who has the ability to throw together specialised computer programs in a short period of time, to suit his or her specific needs.

A hacker is NOT someone who breaks into computer systems, although the knowledge they possess might be used for this purpose.
Dood, Bill Gates is totaly a hacker.
by Yann April 30, 2005
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tijuana hooker

A drink to be consumed once already smash-faced. There are 3 steps and the process requires at least 2 people, salt, cheap tequila, and lime slices - the one doing the shot, and one of his/her friends (make sure it's a friend, not an enemy, unless you're a risk taker)

Step 1: Snort line of salt off of dirty bar countertop.
Step 2: Take shot of cheapest possible tequila.
Step 3: Spread open eyelid, and have "friend" squirt lime juice into eye.

Enjoy!
Shit, look at all these freshmen, let's make them do Tijuana Hookers!
by BlakeSomeNoyes May 17, 2008
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hockey

A sport played on grass with a ball that is harder than a hard thing with nails in.
The only concession being that you get a pair of shin pads.
The idea of the game is to hit the ball into the oppositions goal with your hockey stick and not use your feet.
Mostly played by butch lesbians with something to prove.
Often confused by the hard of thinking for Ice hockey, which is played on ice.
"Who are all those rough looking men hitting that ball around a field?"
"Thats the local womens hockey team at practice."
by Markismint June 8, 2005
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bullis hockey

an IAC powerhouse...won the IAC championship the last two years. Win over landon (gong show) 10-0 last year in the state semis. of course landon always has some bullshit excuse as to why bullis has kicked their ass the last 5 games between them. Bullis clinched the IAC this year only 6 games into the season with yet another win over Landon. All IAC kids wish they could go to Bullis.
Landon kid: hey did you see the bullis hockey team?
other landon kid: yeah they are so good. i wish i could be them
by bullis hockey kicks ass March 8, 2005
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hicker

that hicker slept with my roomate and set the alarm to country music
by hebrewhammr18 November 4, 2008
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Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.
Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!
by UrbanDickhead January 16, 2009
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Ares Hacker

A l33t ares user who claims to possess the capabilities to
PWN other ares users.

Usually a nopic.

Ares user with a small penis complex.

Internet bully

e-gangster

afsfs
Dude, I am an ares hacker and my skills are l33t enough to pwn you so stop calling me gay.
by sunnysnow0 February 18, 2008
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