heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

Heat puddle(s)

A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.

I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete

by Hannah Canadian April 18, 2018

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

heathen units

How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.

Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.

by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017

Heat high

A person who for some reason acts like his drunk, even though its just the heat getting to him.

Oh dont mind him his just heat high

by LTDZ April 20, 2018

heat beat

A heat beat usually takes place in a porta potty where it is very hot and or humid. The heat does cause an immense amount of trouble while trying to get hard. But to complete a heat beat is an immense accomplishment.

Hey dude I'm gonna go to the porta potty for a heat beat. See you in 20 or 30 minutes.

by Mr. Burgundy February 5, 2018

heaterpuss

A person who is afraid of heaters or sun or any other form of heat

Logan: Dude, I am so scared to go outside, it is like so hot!
Max: Man, ever since I've met you, I have noticed that you are such a heaterpuss :p ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ladomopMan260 February 25, 2018