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happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.
'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...
by Al... February 25, 2008
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im happy

by a coconut October 15, 2020
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Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile
I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.
by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015
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happy hardcore

a awesome sub-genre of techno that has a heavy bassline and an up-beat tune. It is very common at raves because it makes people feel happy (hence the name). some good happy hardcore albums that are recommended are the Bonkers and Clubland series and some main DJs include DJ hixxy, Scott Brown, MC sharkey, Darren Styles and DJ breeze.
$: have you heard the new bonkers album, its god some awesome happy hardcore.

#: no, i havent yet but i heard its good.
by otjkdl July 19, 2006
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happy pants

when ones pants are stretched out due to penis elongation
When eric middleman sees a young child covered in spoiled milk
by Boys October 17, 2003
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slappy happy

The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).
Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.
by B-RAM May 1, 2006
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Happy Puppies

The best website known to man, it's even better than pornhub.
You should whack off to happy puppies , it's the best porn website ever.
by CHEW KOK March 10, 2015
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