ham wallet

a womans pearly white gates or bear trap

that ham wallet smelled like rotten fish, she hadn't washed that gash out for days.TWAT

by tymm blith July 6, 2007

Ham

mainly used as a threat.

dont make me throw ham.

by Chrissay October 17, 2004

Ham Doctor

A doctor of hams. Somehow this is profane.
Originally from Penny Arcade.

"Nice shirt, man."
"Don't be such a ham doctor."

by Pork professor July 22, 2009

ham

an incognito term for marijuana
helpful when trying to be discreet

Hey man, is the deli open cause I need some ham.

by The Doc March 3, 2003

ham sandwich on rye

a jewish girl's private parts

Ari spread his mayo over her ham sandwich on rye

by rob May 7, 2005

ham job

A ham job means whacking off a pig.

"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.

Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.

by scodder May 26, 2010

Ham

To flaunt money with Hamilton's face on it!

I'm so rich I might have to go ham on these fools!

by Tluvly December 24, 2008