goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner

On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner

by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022

Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)

"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo

by SunGooner December 6, 2023

Goon Bear

Calling someone a stupid person or insolence.

Taylor was being a real goon bear today.

by Mr. Tipster August 25, 2025

Great British flicker gooning

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.

I wish I was Great British flicker gooning right now.

by 6ngelical July 11, 2025

HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

gooning

cumming hella

Im gonna be gooning all night long

by goonmaster420 December 5, 2024

Moon Gooning

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.

Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.

by George Palorovik February 19, 2025