juicy guitar

A guitar tuned in a way that intentionally sounds out of tune.

Nothing's better than Boo Bob's Barnyard Blitz, hearing Wohunk on bass, Beewick on drums, and good ol' Boo Bob on down home juicy guitar.

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Cloud Guitar

A Classic Guitar instantly recognisable to many as the instrument wielded by one of the greatest musicians/songwriters in the universe, Prince. This guitar was first introduced in the 1980s hit film Purple Rain which helped Prince reach his level of fame. This guitar took on many different colours throughout his tours, one example being the Sign Of The Times Tour where the guitar was a Peach colour, he’s also rocked the cloud in other colours such as blue, PURPLE, yellow, red, etc...

This instrument was kitted with a SC and a HB pickup, these were EMG branded, giving him that electronic (Computer Blue 😉) sound.

Paired with a few boss pedals and a Mesa boogie amp star amp, you’ll be sounding like the purple one himself.

Prince: Fetch me my cloud guitar, I’m feeling CRAZY...
PUNCH A HIGHER FLOOR!!!

by The Purple Scribe September 30, 2020

Minced Gita

A Man who Fucks Pies and pastries

Did you know that fell is a minced Gita

He has been Barred from all Greggs in East London

by anonymous January 29, 2021

The guitar

Tickling someone up and down body like your playing and strumming a guitar

Doing the “guitar” is where the one person is lying down and you tickle them like your playing a guitar. Just don’t do the guitar to a random person obviously-_-

by SJGAMMABRUH April 10, 2021

lammys._.guitar

One of my tt bestis, very snazzy

1. Ayo do you follow @lammys._.guitar?

2. No who's that
1. Heccing uncultured

by Kentuckyfriedkiddies May 31, 2021

Instagram guitarist

A musician who attempts to impress others on social media with videos showcasing their technical abilities on the instrument, yet creates lackluster original music, if any at all.
Often a gearslut.

Henson: Marco seems to be making quite a name for himself as an Instagram guitarist - he's up to 180k followers this month!
Scuzzy: Yeah, but did you hear his new single on Spotify? It's a glorified finger exercise over a smooth jazz backing track... Where's the vision? 'better yet, where's the SONG?
Henson: Pssh, get with the times, boomer!
Scuzzy: I'm twenty-two...

by Anybody, et al. March 31, 2022

dirty ghita

When a man is so fucked up has to put his fingers in the filled (with feces) toilet,stick them into his ass and lick his fingers after

“I made myself have a good dirty ghita”

by Bitchassniggar November 22, 2022