Shrödingers girlfriend is a term for a girl who is with you, but also with someone else (usually a homie). Observed when where you are both dating her, and not dating her simultaneously.
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Synonyms include: homie hopper, hoeme, d.u.h.h
Friend 1: “yo are you exclusive with that chick?”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
Friend 2: “I am Schrödingers Girlfriend, she is both mine and not mine. She for the whole team”
by Nigerian Scammer December 5, 2023
Get the Schrödingers Girlfriendmug. Who that are not naturally born or lost, but are transferred from this guy s hand to another guy s hand
My ex girlfriend is a little bitchhhhh
by Jamierrier May 13, 2020
Get the Girlfriendmug. Have you seen Johnny lately? It looks like he’s gained a few pounds Since he’s been with his girlfriend. It looks like he’s suffering for a girlfriend stomach. When you stop caring about himself and his girlfriend over feeds him.
by Good witch October 26, 2018
Get the girlfriend stomachmug. August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.
by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021
Get the Switch girlfriend daymug. Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
by thatkidd0 October 8, 2022
Get the National eat out your girlfriend daymug. I want to fuck you again
He hit his ex girlfriend with the happy birthday text man is down bad he wants to fuck her again.Ex girlfriend happy birthday text
by pp cc uu October 2, 2021
Get the Ex girlfriend happy birthday textmug. by Pekenjo Misa July 26, 2017
Get the Girlfriendmug.