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MY GIRLFRIEND

You have no idea how hard you hit me—emotionally, not physically… except when your pink hair blinds me in the sun, you adorable neon menace.
Your hair literally looks like cotton candy and chaos had a baby, and honestly? I’d still follow you anywhere like a lovesick idiot.

And don’t even get me started on your belly.
Every time I hug you and it squishes against me, my brain just goes,
‘Ah yes. Safety. Warmth. Premium-grade girlfriend softness.’
It’s like holding a tiny, beautiful, slightly-stabby-with-love marshmallow.

You’re this perfect mix of soft and strong, sweet and spicy, cute and holy shit how did I get this lucky?
You make me laugh, you make me melt, and you make my heart beats rapidly just like yours does while walking up a flight of stairs
I fucking love you—your glow, your chaos, your softness, your jokes, your pink hair that probably has its own personality.
You’re my favourite human disaster and my favourite comfort all at once
MADDIE- “MY GIRLFRIEND is really gorgeous”.
MADDIE-“Bro did you just look at MY GIRLFRIEND” (then MADDIE slide tackles their white scrappy little dog)
NIAMH”can I have back scratches pwease”. 👉👈
Maddie- “ Ofcourse I CAN”.
Niamh- “I’m happy you’re MY GIRLFRIEND “.
by Maddiethestinker November 29, 2025
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Kiss your girlfriend day

On the 18th December it is kiss your girlfriend day
You: ‘give me a kiss’
Your bf: ‘why’
You: ‘because it’s kiss your gf day’
You both kiss

Kiss your girlfriend day
by Cool girl duh December 8, 2020
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girlfriend day

post your gf and get her gifts
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army girlfriend

smells like flowers but is made of steel
I am an army girlfriend and i am strong.
by thetruth2017 August 22, 2018
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Abusive girlfriend

The fact you read this means she's abusive and your retarded enough to get advice from a dictionary quit beating your dick against your chest crying because your not man enough to bend back over and before you judge me just remember you clicked on me for advice you no selfesteem pussy fart
you have an abusive girlfriend gagging fag
by True black guy August 1, 2025
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Best Girlfriend

Otherwise an Emily. Someone charming, sweet, and funny, who always has your back.
Damn that Emily is the sweetest in the world. She must be the best girlfriend.
by Texasrenamedtekas July 29, 2022
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Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.
“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”
by ashl3yz August 31, 2023
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