piece of shit girlfriend

Someone who confuses night with afternoon.

It's evening not afternoon you piece of shit girlfriend!

by iamacreation January 8, 2012

national do whatever your girlfriend says day

Every Saturday of the month is National do whatever your girlfriend says day. Girls get ready to tell your boyfriends what to do.

Guy 1: What are you doing Saturday?
Guy 2: I don't know whatever my girlfriend wants me to do.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Its National do whatever your girlfriend says day.
guy 1: Oh ok damn sorry bud.

by Batman0909 October 4, 2020

Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes

Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈

by Americans are evils November 20, 2017

girlfood

Spooge, cum, giz.

Suzy's skin looks so nice, she must suck a lot of girlfood from Nick's slong.

by Wanna C. Mine May 12, 2003

Gilfdo

An alternate kind of vagildo, that states milf, gilf, dilf, etc.. you have variations like milfdo, gilfdo, dilfdo, vagilfdo, bifldo, sifldo...

DAMN!! Nice gilfdo, it's just like the real thing, all saggy and gross...

by milfenzie dildoface November 12, 2007

gilf

Girlfriend i would like to fuck...

Hey you see Ron's girl...yeah she is a gilf

by prestonr_09 April 29, 2009

Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.

Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.

by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008