Jingle Finger

(n/v) a holiday finger bang usually given when one forgets to get a significant lady friend a gift.

The level of the jingle finger increases if 1) performed in a one-horse open sleigh 2) performed while one or both of the people hum "Jingle Bells" 3) occurs between the months November through January

Note: It is important to never present the jingle finger as an excuse--it is always to be presented as a holiday treat.

Synonym for Yule Long, which involves a fist of jingle fingers.

Ann: I got you an i-pod for Christmas, Bob!

Bob (in head): Shit! I forgot a present for Ann!
Bob (to Ann): Thanks, girl. I got you something special: a jingle finger. Let's go to my sleigh!

Ann: I'm the luckiest girl in the world!

by John Buckner October 8, 2011

Five Finger Butt Blast

Noun - Anal fisting

My boyfriend, Mike, begged me for a five finger butt blast last night. Now my wrist is sore.

Jeremy gave Jacob a great five finger butt blast today, he said he's never gotten his fist so far up another man's rectum before.

by Johnny Jerk Off September 1, 2013

Three finger combo

The shocker, a combination of vaginal and anal penetration executed with 3 fingers.

I gave Maria a three finger combo after we had raising canes last night

by Papapoopypinky September 2, 2018

ten finger tidal wave

A form of the Japanese game "Kancho" where rather then using 1 pointer finger from both hands you use all ten fingers to shove up somebody's anus.

BOY 1: "DUDE I TEN FINGER TIDAL WAVED HIM SO HARD THAT HE SCREAMED."
BOY 2: " DUDE HE'S NEVER GONNA SHIT AGAIN"

by Jamesjamesjames69 May 12, 2019

Chinese Finger Trap

The act of an uncircumcised penis using its foreskin to cover and lock in a circumcised penis head of another man

Khristian: bro, did you hear what Rufus did to Shane at his wedding?

Rich: no bro, what happened?!

Khristian: Rufus went and gave Shane a Chinese finger trap.

by K-Schlem2014 June 29, 2019

fish fingered

The process / game involving inserting one finger in your partners Vagina at some point during the day (should she be walking around naked etc) then 10-15 minutes later when the act has been somewhat forgotten, insert the same (un washed) into her mouth.

“Ha, you just got fish fingered”.

by Leuk May 5, 2020

3 piece finger box

When you jam 3 chicken tenders up a willing woman's vagina and proceed to remove and eat them.

Dude what a skank I can't believe she let you give her a 3 piece finger box. See also chicken linger

by Allison's giant bush January 26, 2010