Fake Memories

When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.

Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?

Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

fake waves

waves that were made artificially by boats.

50 percent of the waves in the lake are fake waves or "man made"

by nobody else here March 29, 2017

Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.

Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"

by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018

heard the fake

when someone tells you something that is false and you find out what they really up to

are you going to eliza’s party tonight?
bruh she told me that she wasn’t having a party!!! heard the fake!!

by brandy1328 February 18, 2018

Faking Normal

Usually used in the autistic community as an autist who passes as a neurotypical. The person "faking normal " may or may not know they are on the autism spectrum.

Thank God I know now why I'm so different. I've been faking normal all this time. Now I can just be myself.

by relief July 10, 2016

Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."

Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.

by PoshPuff September 12, 2016