Boston Angel

The act of two adults pressing their anuses together and passing gas, frequently back and forth to one another.

Bostonian #1: Did you get any action last night?
Bostonian #2: Ah, bro, I totally gave her a Boston Angel!
Bostonian #1: Ah, sweet, bro! Did it smell bad?
Bostonian #2: 'Course it smelled bad, dude, I had nothing but Natty Ice and chowdah for three days.

by Extra Sneaky Sanchez July 1, 2023

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Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

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Boston Cream pie

Don’t. You. Dare. It is a very good dessert from the greatest city on earth and it SHOULD be nothing more or nothing less.

If anyone uses Boston Cream Pie as a sexual term one more time, I will lose my shit.

by What’s your handle321 December 13, 2023

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Heuston Boston

The zaza

Asasasasa my name is heuston boston

by Nvk3 June 17, 2021

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Boston Bennett

A rare species of Homo sapiens. Known to be foul-smelling and clumsy. Often referred to as unintelligent, ignorant, and foolish. Only to be seen driving a red car. This rare species of Homo sapiens is colorblind and often drives through red lights and stop signs. Often seen wearing all-black outfits with a pair of ultra boost. This rare species exempts its stench into the clothing causing it to reek.

Ewwww... Whats that smell? Its Boston Bennett

by anonymous November 9, 2022

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