Fake Buzz

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.

Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

Fake News

Fake News means anything that will help persuade his deluded cult to believing what he says. It will cover his thousands of his lies that the media exposes, so he can lie some more

I didn't call soldiers 'losers,' that's fake news.

by 0927000 September 4, 2020

Fake William

When one guy pretends to be straight but he’s really gay. Most often found in gay bars wearing white pants and smoking

Your a fake William

by FakeWilliam June 25, 2018

fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.

Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!

by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021

Fake Toxic

If you want to see a fake toxic friendship go to Ella Lawrence and Kayla Duffy. They have the most toxic friendship ever they constantly talk shit on each other they also always cause drama They’re Friends one week and not Friends or next week The only reason their friends again is because Ella always comes crying back to Kayla

if you wanna know how to not be fake toxic do not talk shit on your friends at all if a toxic friendship is Kayla and Ella do not take after them

by Nonamedbitch September 17, 2020