Ballpeen Facial

When a male is assaulted and murdered and the attacker cuts off their balls and penis, shoving the whole package into the mouth of the victim

That fella over at the club named Vinnie mustve really pissed the Boss off. They found him this morning after he obviously received a ballpeen facial.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

Kiwi facial

When you smash an unopened beer on your face until there is an opening in the can which you then split the can and drink the contents.

Rick was wasted after doing a Kiwi Facial.

by H.1988 December 9, 2025

Cum Shot facial

When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.

I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.

by YoungColeTheSauceGod January 13, 2018

Fort Worth facial

When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.

I ate to many burritos and accidentally gave my girlfriend a Fort Worth Facial.

by Horizontal Hurricane May 10, 2018

White Trash Facial

When your father ejaculates on you face and your mother rubs it in like lotion

My daddy gave me another white trash facial last night.

by Daddy's Precious Little Angel June 17, 2018

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

Frog Swamp Facial

The act of taking a bath and farting in the tub with your loved one, in return splashing the water in their face.

My girlfriend was furious when i gave her that gnarly frog swamp facial

by Broffessor Brock September 8, 2019