evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.

I talked to evan pecker yesterday

by CJMordecai April 24, 2019

Evan

One who is nice, and caring. Tends to draw attention from a variety of different girls for his cunning nature. Evans can also be known for their size down under..if you know what i mean.

Woah is that Evan, he’s amazing!

by gregbrown007 March 18, 2020

horny Evan

Sexy hot pulverizing guys

Horny Evan is so hot

by anonymous October 17, 2021

Tweaking Evan

Someone who takes hallucinogens and proceeds to freak out. They often remove their clothes and usually run down the street butt naked.

Dude we did some shrooms and my friend turned into a tweaking evan.

by The ‘cid man August 12, 2025

Evan

If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)

If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3

If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.

Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)

by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021

Evan Carl

Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer

Dam i really pulled an Evan Carl today

by Haha1223 February 5, 2017

Chris Evans

The hottest daddiest man of all

Did you see that fine hunk of man Chris Evans?

by MrsEvans💔 May 22, 2021