Evangelical

A group of Christian hypocrites; calling themselves Godly, but doing everything that all sinners do, and then some. It's easy to become one. Say a short prayer asking Jesus to come into your heart, then go back to doing all the crap you did before...because as an Evangelical, it doesn't count. Just say another short prayer, and all is forgiven. You must give 10% of your earnings, because the pastor and his family need Mercedes, vacation homes, 10 kt cocktail rings, yachts, and hair implants, breast implants, and weekly spray tans. I believe all of these provisions are spoken of in Leviticus. Evangelicals are exactly what Jesus would be applauding if He were alive.

That evangelical just stole my grandma's 401k.

by Toorealfromkansas November 16, 2017

Evan

A Fuck Boi

That guy is such an Evan

by urmomdatboi May 25, 2017

evan campbell

Someone who is beyond compare. So cool and is hot as hell. It also defines someone who is a savage.

He is so cool, he must be an Evan Campbell

by Ianthebest6040234 June 29, 2017

evan

A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017

Evan

A guy who thinks he's cool but really isn't and always flips his hair is friends with hockey douchebags and wears glasses

Did you see Evan working at the shoe store today?

by Kaitlyn me February 28, 2018

Evan

A man with a large wang

I guess i am evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019

Evan

Evan is an amazing person. He is always going to be there for you. No matter what he will listen and always be there for you. He's one of the sweetest guys ever. Evan will never fail to make you smile. He is funny and will always try to cheer you up when you are feeling down. He is one of those people that will always be there to make you feel better about yourself and what you are going through. He is an amazing friend that is easy to click with and be best friends for a long time. He has never said bad things about you and wouldn't do that. Evan follows up on all of his promises. He's a little shy but he will get over that quickly. He is also smart. He's in the advanced classes with you and it's so much fun. He's one of those people you want to have with you as much as possible. Evan is an overall well rounded and amazing person.

Evan is amazing. He's the best.

by shot.through.the.heart.;) September 20, 2019