Egg Fuck

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.

Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

by Planet Cockstar's President December 22, 2014

Egg Sandwitch

When you are eating a slutbucket out and you have the pussy and the ass in your mouth.

I was eatin some biatch out and suddenly i had an egg sandwitch. Yum.

by shift 4 intel April 29, 2003

Egg McMuff

A Comical way of refering to an Egg McMuffin. Part of the McDonalds breakfast menu.

Guy1: I'm just gonna swing by McDonalds and grab a burger, you want anything?

Guy2: Yeah pick us up an Egg McMuff mate.

by ThompsonDB October 16, 2006

Egg on Ice

Egg on Ice means nice. Often used to describe something of extreme goodness.

Oi, Steve, this egg on toast is proper egg on ice.

by Stevie What? September 16, 2009

Egg Shirt

An extremely ugly but supportive bra with firmly-shaped round cups, most often worn by women after weaning to restore firmness to her now cracked and squishy "eggs."

Lady: (Pointing to two deflated, sagging excuses that USED to be boobs)” I am looking for a push up bra to prop these saggies up."

Bra Store Clerk: Push up bras can’t even touch that. You need an Egg Shirt for those things Ma’am.

by MommyZ January 19, 2010

Egg throwing

A slag term for rugby, usually used by people who prefer mucking round with circular balls

Oh man, you like to play egg throwing??

by Banman88 April 15, 2010

Scotch egg rage

a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.

christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.

by hackhacktowtow May 30, 2011