spasmodic dysphobia

Weird-sounding speech-impediment that causes periodic bouts of uncaring behavior towards fellow humans.

Maine Congresswoman Susan Collins is apparently no longer "the people's senator" (if she even actually WAS ever for us to begin with, which is doubtful!) --- she takes big money from mega-biz interests, votes against the basic interests of "the little guy", and to top it all off, she TALKS FUNNY! Sounds like a classic case of spasmodic dysphobia to me.

by QuacksO September 20, 2020

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Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

by debash120754 October 31, 2020

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Soul Dyslexia

When a person can't spell but are considered dyslexic.

"Look at how Gimzo spelled that sentence she must have soul dyslexia "

by omgitstrs November 11, 2020

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French dyslexia

Condition of which you cannot read French

Charlie has French dyslexia

by The New English Dictionary January 14, 2021

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Ella Dysmorphia

A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived difference in appearance from, American artist and step-daughter of Kamala Harris, Ella Emhoff.
The difference may be minor or imagined. But the person may spend hours a day trying to fix it. The person may try many cosmetic procedures or exercise to excess in order to look more like Ella Emhoff.
People with this disorder may frequently examine their appearance in a mirror, constantly compare their appearance with that of Ella Emhoff, and avoid political situations or photos.
Treatment may include counseling and antidepressant medication.

I wanted to watch the inauguration, but it would have definitely triggered my Ella Dysmorphia.

by chhtv9 January 28, 2021

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