chocolate dragon sundae

The act of fucking a girl in the mouth and thus midway through the fucking you pop out a shit in her mouth and jizz on top of that while jizzing on it while you punch her in the face. The moaning is a desirable effect that Hutch truely enjoys

Want a chocolate dragon sundae?

by Brandon Hutchinson February 8, 2009

Twisted Dragon

During sex, a man lays flat on his back and a very flexible woman sits on his stomach and then proceeds to give a footjob. before he cums she bends over so he finishs on her neck the she slides her neck between his ass cheeks.

Guy 1: Man my ass crack is still kinda sticky

Guy 2: why?

Guy 1: because my girl gave me a twisted dragon last night and i didnt wipe all the way through

by man of ass June 23, 2010

Mangy Dragon

The Mangy Dragon is the best sex maneuver to ever be invented! It involves snorting hot sauce, grabbing the hair of your victim, yanking their head back as you stuff your nose in their butt hole and trying to blow your nose with their "back door."

This maneuver was first done by Asians in the early dragon years. It was first done with wasabi but tobasco sauce is more commonly used today.

It is called a mangy dragon because it makes both parties feel worn out or "Mangy" and it makes the person doing it feel like they're shooting fire out of their nose. it's commonly compared to feeling like a dragon.

Tom: "Hey Steve! I heard you gave that girl a Mangy Dragon last night!"

Steve: "Fuck yeah I did! my nostrils still burn from the wasabi I used!"

Tom: "Steve! do you know how incredibly dangerous it is to use wasabi? they outlawed it's use for a reason!"

Steve: "Yeah, but she was a yellow so I wanted to go old school on her!"

by NakedRainbow August 18, 2011

Ender Dragon

The strongest mob in Minecraft. Probably the best XP source you will find in Minecraft, if you exclude Herobrine.

A: Where have you been?
B: To the End. I killed the Ender dragon!!
A: (*sighs*) I killed it 100 times.

B: How do you get the dragon egg?? It teleports away when I try to get it.

A: Bluurrrrh! I’ll give you one. Here, have this. (Hands a block of dirt over)
(B chases A into the Nether, but drops in a lava pit.)
A: Ha.

by MagicCreeper November 24, 2019

Chocolate Snow dragon

When someone feeds His/her own faeces to their sexual partner telling them its chocolate. They then clamp the receivers mouth shut before telling them it was excrement not chocolate. The receiver then tries to shout/spit but cannot because their jaws are clamped shut. So, instead the faecal matter is effectively blown through their nose and teeth. Leaving excrement all over the persons face and the surrounding area.

Molly: Sam, eat this chocolate.

Sam: (eats chocolate) It tastes funny.

Molly: (Clamps Sam's jaw shut) That's because it's my shit dear.

Sam: (muffled scream/shit is blown out of his nose and teeth)

Molly: How was that my little Chocolate Snow Dragon?

by Overweight Primate April 16, 2011

Wake the Dragon

To arouse the desires/longings of a female, usually inebriated, with no intent to deliver.

Trish said "Yo, Dee, don't you be wakin' mah dragon 'less you gonna dive! Really, that is unacceptable."

Dee replies "What means to "Wake the Dragon"?

Trish explained "To arouse my feminine desires and NOT follow through with the promised intercourse, silly!"

Dee sighs with ennui, and retorts "Oh, of course."

by willowphlucker October 18, 2011

summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.

I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!

by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017