Big Dookie

Large shaped human being who does the most ,and often attempts to make people laugh but is not funny.

Look at him big dookie tryna be funny you are a nerd dude.

by Joe Beansness December 22, 2017

Que sera, sera doodie

The dog turd that cannot be bagged because you either ran out of bags or forgot them or just don't care.

After proudly making his pile on the sidewalk for all to see, Wylie watched me scowl as I clutched and pulled at each empty pocket, realizing that we would have to skip away quickly, casually whistling the theme to another Que sera, sera doodie

by Joseph Master of Wylie December 18, 2008

doogle

Bart Simpson's very tiny penis

See: the Simpsons movie "If I ride on the skateboard naked everyone will see my doogle"

by A. Baker August 15, 2007

git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

by Jerry April 10, 2004

doobie

a dirty mistress of the mind.

kid 1:hello lover.do you wanna engage in meaningful "mind sex"?
kid 2:nope.
kid 1:wtf?!
kid 2:you are not my lover anymore.
kid 1:well then who is???? you fucking cunt!
kid 2:my doobie.
kid 1:WTF?!
kid 2:yes. it pleasures my mind in more ways than you can possibly fathom.

by megan[KYR//FTP] July 10, 2007

Dooglemooch

A female with really bad red hair.

Eww, look at that dooglemooch

by Mr Durp April 26, 2005

Corn Dookie

The mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one's dookie will contain corn, despite one's diet.

Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.

See: Corn in Poop

Ex. 1: "Dude! Come look at this deuce! I haven't had corn in weeks!"

Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."

by EvilBloodGnome February 8, 2008