Swamp Donkey

Slang for a homerun in Baseball

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022

Swamp Donkey

Unintegral, sloppy, shady, ill mannered, incompetent, dishonest, insincere, gold digging, vindictive, bar fly lush...delusional, biker chic poser wannabe, loud, obnoxious ... IQ of a box of rocks...

In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)

"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"

by BugMama December 19, 2022

Donkey dicked

Where Derek whipped out the huge cock and went in the ass and out the mouth

I asked Derek if he would donkey dicked me and he said u couldn’t handle it

by Dilasurs January 3, 2023

donkey ryan

donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)

donkey ryan is a nerd

by arsdadasd January 5, 2023

wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

rough donkey

Giving a girl anal, while roughly punching her in the back of the head until she's unconscious.

Dude did you hear? I gave Sheryl a rough donkey last night!

by 136975328o0854wduuvr July 9, 2017

donkey mime

Politically correct variant for the term ass-clown.

Those donkey mimes are trying to get congress to vote on an unwritten bill.

by Brit Guy August 9, 2017