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beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.
Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.
by von groovy August 4, 2017
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Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.
Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!
by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018
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shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.
by nolandc September 2, 2019
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Satanic Death Ritual

The Satanic Death Ritual that occurs to unnecessarily harm innocent girls and women.
"ughh my satanic death ritual is killing me this month!"
"ohh you got your period. oof sorry boo."
by henlo there June 24, 2020
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penis death

Necrosis that is localized on your penis. Penises with penis death will fall off and create a horrible pissy mess that everyone will hate.
Bro... my dad came down with penis death. I hate him now.
by Piss shitter March 26, 2021
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dachau death march

dude i cant believe i have to do the Dachau Death March this weekend
by thelongwalktodachau May 30, 2021
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Arberempic death

A condition where subjects near subject Omega will undergo one of the 10 outcomes.

1. They explode.
2. They give up any money or candy on hand where contact is made.
3. They teleport to a distant planet.
4. They become a subject Omega, where it can spread Arberempic Death, and any who have it and come near will face the four effects.
5. They become a living planet.
6. They have their IQ put into this equation. IQ^-999
7. They feel the need to drink chocolate milk.
8. They feel the need to be an idiot.
9. They will explode into chocolate milk.
10. They become dependent on everyone else.

If you have Arberempic death, doctors advise you to stay away from Arber/Subject Omega.
A subject with Arberempic death consumes 2 gallons of chocolate milk every 6 hours.
by AHHAhahwha9fuosfj November 3, 2021
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