H-A-N-D

When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump

Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude

by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006

S.A.N.D.O

Getting head, stands for Suck A Niggas Dick Off

Man, If I don't get s.a.n.d.o. soon, my balls are gonna burst

by Fredwasright October 7, 2005

L.A.P.D.

Large Ass Pelvis Destroyer.

-An overweight female that would destroy your pelvis if she had sex with you.

I just hooked up with an L.A.P.D. and now i wont be able to walk in weeks.

by coomey January 17, 2011

H.A.N.D

Abbreviation for 'Have a nice day'.

Person #1 texts: Okay. H.A.N.D
Person #2 texts: Don't tell me what to do!

by foundthesecretdoor October 13, 2015

E.A.S.D.

This stands for Excessive Attention Seeking Disorder, someone you know may have it. You can be diagnosed, so if you or your friend are obsessed with Drama, you should talk to your doctor about this disorder.

Felicia: Oh my gosh did you HEAR? Apparently you have E.A.S.D.
Stupid bitch: what’s that?
Felicia: Talk to your doctor ASAP hun!

by Ihatefakegirls February 7, 2019

Dire A.I.D.s

Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.

New kid gets bit by dire wolf. Butters: YOU HAVE DIRE A.I.D.S!!!

by sicmyduck September 12, 2019

D.H.L.A

Divis hoods liberation army
Hood gang in belfast typically involved in joyriding and rioting

There at it again, yuppda D.H.L.A

by Podesta kidd uth September 23, 2020