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Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.
Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.
by Ricochamp October 18, 2012
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Cody Crush

1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.

2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.

3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.

Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016
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Raunch Crush

A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)
You have a crush on HIM? EW.

Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.
by dnnee March 5, 2009
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crush whiplash

when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*
by cocket July 29, 2014
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tweeter crush

1. Often stalking someone on Twitter who you wouldn't normally interact with.

2. Keeping track of someone's life through Twitter.

3. Watching strangers' lives through Twitter unfold, though you have no real life connection with them.
She is constantly checking for his updates, what a tweeter crush.

I don't really know him, but I have a tweeter crush on him. His tweets are so great!
by DancingInCirlces December 2, 2010
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Crushing of the Shell

A 'Coming of Age' ceremony whereby the participant, on the eve of their 21st birthday, willing engages in the physical destruction or 'crushing' of a sea shell with the aid of a consecrated sledgehammer. Though the ceremony is believed to have ancient origins, it is widely regarded today as milestone or transition in the participant's life as they cease their old ways and embrace a new life of profound knowledge and wisdom.
At what time will your "Crushing of the Shell" be starting?
by LindsayLohan49 August 27, 2013
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Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.
Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.
by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011
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