Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.
Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.
by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022

by BHCMember January 1, 2014

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

The most amazing, beautiful,gorgeous from head to toe, loving, caring, intelligent, person I know. She is the most loyal woman a husband can ask for. She will stand by her loved ones side, but above all others, she will stand by her man's side truth and integrity! If you are lucky enough to cross this amazing woman's path, be sure to treat her with the upmost respect because she has a husband who loves her more than anything in the world and has the power to protect
by Connor Rose December 3, 2017

by bb money February 19, 2022

Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011

A force to be reckoned with. BVJ are a power group
by BVJFounder August 4, 2022
