ovulation crush

A kind of weird crush you only develop when you are ovulating and because of that extra horny.

God, Dylan last week was such an ovulation crush.

by Ralena May 18, 2017

untouchable crush

A crush whom you can't ask out because:

1. You're LGBT, and they're straight
2. You're straight, and they're LGBT
3. You're already taken
4. They're already taken

Person A: I have this massive crush on (Person C), man!
Person B: But they're straight. Guessing you have an untouchable crush then, huh.

by deffdefying May 29, 2016

volcano crush

When you have sex with you're crush while she's in her period. Then you make her squirt blood and it looks likes a volcano.

Jimmy told me he volcano crushed Lucy last night after dinner with her parents.

by Kledbetter May 8, 2017

Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.

Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.

by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011

crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Crushed the Munchkins

When a girl swallows after a giving fellatio.

She gave an awesome BJ and then she Crushed the Munchkins!!

by Mike Daubs October 12, 2007

Crushing someone

When someone (most likely a female) want you to physically destroy them with your hands sexually because they are attracted to you.

crushing someone “wow i really want kyle to crush me with his hands”

by drandadote January 22, 2019