I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

Upset food coma

When you eat so much food that it hurts

I eat so much food I think I’m going to to have an upset food coma.
“Brittni 2020”

by Big history October 25, 2020

Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.

S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

by idk6000 May 2, 2022

T.V. Coma

The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning.

T.V. Coma

by Skonko David May 17, 2011

12th comandment

the 12th comandment: thou shall not commit douche baggery

dude hella band geeks are sinnin against the 12th

by Danny boy April 4, 2004

11th Commandment

this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.

wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!

by long live the FSM January 15, 2008

Comacho

Balls like sweet jelly beans, gentle lover, sexiest man alive,

Comacho is a smooth and jelly belly like lover, tastes good.

by Third Base Babe January 9, 2011