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Combat Barbie

Flimsy, poorly made contact sports, martial arts or MMA gear marketed to women.

In the case of boxing gloves or protective equipment, the materials and manufacturing will generally be substandard and not designed to last or to actually be used. But the product will be more expensive than the higher quality prodcuct marketed to men. The price discrepancy is possibly due to the lower volume of sales expected, but more likely due to the prevailing belief that women are stupid and will buy any random piece of junk provided it's pink.

In the case of MMA board shorts and fight clothing, Combat Barbie wear is designed to attract male attention by being low-cut, flimsy, impractical, and garish. It is often hard to train in without accidentally exposing oneself.
Q: "When are you going to buy a decent pair of board shorts?"
A: "When they come out with something that fits and that isn't Combat Barbie."

Q: "Have you had a chance to roll jits with the new chick?"
A: "No, she's dressed all Combat Barbie so she doesn't really train."

Q: "How's the pink gi holding up?"
A: "Pretty well actually. I thought it was just Combat Barbie, but I've worn it for a month and it's still like new."
by Squeaky_74 February 21, 2011
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combustible ass nigga

It's a person so reckless that they're trying to get in fights and cause trouble for no reason wherever they go.
Yo I was at the bar last night with Johnny and someone stepped on his shoe and apologized but Johnny still hit him. That kid is a combustible ass nigga.
by Amerigo October 19, 2013
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combatable

When two things are in clear conflict with each other. The opposite of compatable.
Mike & Jane were very compatable when they got married. But after a few years they became combatable & got divorced.
by Geaver June 19, 2016
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combinemuncher

a pussy. a person of a weakened, subservient state.
Connor is such a combinemuncher!!
by r120 May 11, 2021
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combineded

past version of combine cuz combined sounds stupid, so does combine, there should always be a d. combined is future, combineding is present, and combineded is past.
i combineded the two substances.
by pussyfooting_123 July 6, 2022
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combustor

The annoying robot thingy that can stun abuse or have flamethrower to weakening ur towers in tbz chapter 2
Not this robot again...
Combustor? That thing is slightly worse than diminisher...
by RandomManWhoKnowShit May 12, 2023
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Metaphysical Combat

A rap crew in Canberra, Australia. The members come from backgrounds all over the globe including the UK, Spain, Australia, US and Columbia.

The group is best known in the Aussie hip hop scene for having Christian members.
Having seen some of Australia’s greatest acts such as the Hospice crew, and a fairly large circle of graffiti artists, Canberra is a small place making a big name for itself; helping build this fast growing scene is Metaphysical Combat.
-Nurcha Records, May 2006
by ShazzyB December 5, 2006
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