colon training

When you have to take a crap but you're busy with things that aren't totally important (facebook, music, texting while laying on your bed, tv) because you're planning that one day you'll be in a situation where you know you'll have to hold it. You don't want your body to get used to just dumping whenever it wants.

i was laying on be bed, watching tv and facebook chatting with my girlfriend... then it hit me, i had to crap. But i was so comfortable... so i started to think of school how its weird to dump there so i did my Colon Training to get my body used to holding it. It payed off the very next day

by Czar McCheesly February 4, 2010

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

coconut

a coconut is a person who is nuts about cocoa and chocolate.

The three brothers were such coconuts that they mixed Count Chocula, Cocoa Pebbles, Cocoa Puffs, Cocoa Krispies and milk together in thier cereal bowl, yet it wasnt enough chocolate, so they added chocolate syrup to make the milk chocolate. However, this only teased their cocoa palates so they had a slice of chocolate cake to finish the job.

by hungrychance14 January 22, 2011

Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository

A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.

Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".

by Zentas August 18, 2011

Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound

Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Colonic

Having the traits or behaviour of an arse or an arsehole.

John: Told ya you wouldn't get that promotion, Jim!
Paul: Dude, don't be so colonic. Jim really needed that promotion.

by PublicVoid June 25, 2018

colonial

old and cool. like a cool old car or a building or device or even a person. but it can also just mean relatively cool.

bro, when you smoke that juul yous lookin colonial af.

by nick the stick66 August 29, 2018