Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.
Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.
by C713 October 01, 2010
when the coffee you drink is constantly the same color as your skin
featured in the song racist coffee by julian smith
featured in the song racist coffee by julian smith
light dude : "man i always put so much creamer in my coffee its just so light"
dark dude : "i never put so much creamer in my coffee i like dark coffee"
other colored skin dude: "jeez dudes way to drink racist coffee"
dark dude : "i never put so much creamer in my coffee i like dark coffee"
other colored skin dude: "jeez dudes way to drink racist coffee"
by gay dickhead March 07, 2017
I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc
Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning
Bbc really gets my day started
Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning
Bbc really gets my day started
by Curb your tea March 31, 2021
From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".
When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.
When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.
by TheScorellis October 17, 2020
the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.
"i did a total coffee table banger last night!"
by amana May 29, 2008
to have sex
by purple brownie September 28, 2010
by Deo demon January 21, 2022