chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.

-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.

by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

chair closet

A chair you would use to lazily put clothes on.

(Let’s say you’re going to your bffs house for a sleepover)

Friend: ummmm..... where do you put your clothes since you have no closet??

You: On the chair closet.

Friend: ???

by FHxdhftgf January 23, 2018

Chairnal

Using a chair for to please the person acting in sexual intercourse

That man’s fetish is having chairnal

by eurobeatman June 12, 2018

chair

Wait... you dont know what a chair is?!

*john*imma sit in that chair over there*
*dave*"whats a chair?"
*john*"we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair Fucker

The act of fucking your chair so hard that it squeals like the little bitch it is

"Trashy is a total chair fucker! She made that chair her bitch in vc!!"

by Gaythens June 17, 2018

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018