The Headless Chicken

The Headless Chicken is a demoralizing sex-act where two people are in the piledriving position, then the guy pulls out and starts running around holding the chick by the underside of her knees yelling "Headless CHICKEN!" The woman also adds her own screams to the mix because she is being pulled around by the legs with her head on the floor. In this sence, the legs of the upside-down woman resemble the wings of a chicken and the vag resembles where the chicken's head used to be.

"Fred and Daphney were definitly doing it last night. I saw Fred and a pair of legs run by the window so i'm guessing it was the headless chicken, that shit's awesome."

by Gnitz456 January 20, 2009

Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.

I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.

by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009

Start fucking that chicken

To begin doing well in a manner prescribed by Ernie Anastos.

Shit! I got a 38 on my econ test!

Sounds like you need to start fucking that chicken in that class.

by atomicplatypus October 14, 2009

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014

beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.

Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.

by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017

something something chicken

A term popularized by the Facebook group Chicken Keeping for Assholes as a loophole

for non-chicken related posts. It later became the slogan for the charity

to help animals and families in need.

Something something chicken, its taco Tuesday!

by Flipflop Queen January 19, 2019