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chestered

to be screwed over by a roommate's irresponsibility, suffering consequences such as eviction or lawsuits.
He lost track of his finances and I got chestered.; I didn't have anything to do with it, they totally chestered me!
by lather December 3, 2010
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chesticles

Female breasts.
Testicles of the chest variety are known as chesticles.
She has an exquisite pair of chesticles.
Her chesticles are hanging lower than her knees.
by David Andrew Oliver August 9, 2007
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Chesticles

Chesticles-A male version of "boobs." Of course you think "No, its 'moobs'." But no it's not. Chesticles is the male format of boobs of a healthy, young, muscular man with a great chest. Moobs are what chubby guys have like "Peter Griffen."
1) "Nice, check out the chesticles on that hunk!" ;D

2) "wow, Nice chesticles. Are they real?"

3) "How long do you work out to aquire such nice and manly chesticles?"

4) "Be glad they aren't moobs!"

5) "I wish I had some chesticles like that man. Mine are all flabby."

6) "Can I get a look at them chesticles? ;D"
by ~Krys~ July 22, 2009
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Canyon Chested

A girl who who has tiny tits theyre so flat that its like a canyon.
AKA negative bra size
Woah, your tits are so small, you canyon chested
by jessr94 June 14, 2009
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knock chested

A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around to the front of their chests. Clinically referred to as Crowded Cleavage Condition.

Opposite of bow chested.
Dave: "Man, is Cindi knock chested or what?"

Kevin: "Way. I feel like her tits are always staring at me."
by Connie Lingquist November 4, 2010
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Chesticles

When your balls are settled snuggly between a womans breasts as she's giving you head.
Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"
by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009
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chesticles

small or tiny boobs, the opposite of big breasts.
dude, that chicks got chesticles!
by m1st February 2, 2005
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