vogue captain

Noun; Someone who makes it their job to judge other people's fashion, a person without the skills to tell when not to comment on your poor appearance

The term is jokingly used for self-appointed individuals who criticise the clothing others wear, and thereby those others' fashion sense.

Often used in a joking manner as response to a compliment.

In reference to the fashion magazine, Vogue

"Oh, I look good today? How'd I look yesterday? Did I offend you with my ugliness? How about last week? Did I disgust you? You're such a Vogue Captain. What is wrong with you?"

by wk sun August 25, 2009

Tuna Captain

A man who skippers lots of Tuna - or has sex with a lot of women.

Sam: "Hey Mike, is that the Tuna Captain talking to your girlfriend?"
Mike: "Oh shit. It is. You don't think he's skippered her, do you???"
Sam: "Probably. Guess you're single again."
Mike: "Fuck the Tuna Captain."
Sam: "Yeah, she already did, dude."

by MoscowRant February 14, 2012

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It is considered on of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reg made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016

the captain effect

When all forces combine to create the ultimate meth child, grown yet completely dulled and retarded, the creature would be known as "captain autism". When "it" finds a new victim to splooge its flem, and beat off to, it is known as the Captain Effect. Where the victim can no longer escape this new found growth of a creature attempting to suck the victim off at the force of a thousand suns

John became depressed as he realized he was under the spell of the captain effect.

by Edgemaster420691488 December 5, 2017