california stingray 

The action of a man being penetrated from behind with a strap on or live dick and being beat off at the same time. A double California stingray is that in which a man is being penetrated from behind beat off and having oral sex all at once.

He had the best orgasm after the California Stingray!

california stingray by friskyflicker July 24, 2018

California holster 

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

California holster by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

California Acceleration Project 

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

California Acceleration Project by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018

California Gas Chamber 

1. (Verb) The act of ripping a fart inside a glass walled shower.

2. (Noun) An enclosed space that smells like you just ripped one in a glass walled shower.

Man, this Olive Garden smells like a regular California Gas Chamber.

California Gas Chamber by Bucking Nuts October 16, 2018

california law 

weed laws

yo gimme some of that California law

california law by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake 

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

California Crosseye by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019