crap wrap

shitting in a floured tortilla, mixing it with beef and veggies, sticking it in the microwave, and serving it to a customer

A- remember that bitch customer that always comes in at lunch hour

B- yea what about her?

A- i totally gave her the crap wrap today

B- hahaha nice bro !

by christophorus August 5, 2011

Crap

It means: Chinese Rap music

person 1: "I love listening to crap"
person 2: "what the f-"

by uwuololol May 24, 2022

Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.

“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*

by sockhorse January 20, 2021

Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

Golf Crap

The equipment used for golf

Jepediah: “let’s go golfing”
Jizanthepus: “yeah, two sek. I’ll get my golf crap”

by Vodkakvas November 18, 2017

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021

chunky crap

1) material that needs to be dressed away from plants.

2) slang term for red feces caused by high iron intake.

1) You need to clean that chunky crap from them plants so you can get down to the nitty gritty.

2) What a horrible chunky bowel movement.

by Robard July 13, 2007