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sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.
I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob
by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016
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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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Ural's blowjob

When prostitute gives you a terrible blowjob, but refuses to give your money back
Yesterday that whore gave me Ural's blowjob
by George Orwell210 February 19, 2021
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blowjob

In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!

The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.
When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.
by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025
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National blowjob weekend

The weekend where all boys will get head from a woman.
3&4 of November is the national Blowjob weekend
by Official Days October 29, 2019
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Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"
That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!
by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024
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