FUCK YOU! block

What you say to people just before you block (ignore) them.

A: hey
B: FUCK YOU! block

by sj0r April 28, 2003

Block

Probably the most useful tool on MSN messenger

what i do to retarted people who either say "ROFL OMG LMAO LOLZ" or a damn annoying white ho named morgan who thinks shes really cool, but shes a skank

by Protoza November 6, 2004

Cock Blocker

Someone who likes a girl, but who isnt going out with her and he gets jealous and upset that you are talking to her.

James likes Trisha, but james isnt going out with Trisha. When Rob flirts with Trisha, James gets mad and jealous and tries to keep them apart.

by james poindexter(the ultimate cock blocker) July 12, 2003

snatch block

The opposite of a cock block; when the girl is preventing you from scoring...

"God! Tina is being such a snatch block!"

by Katie V December 4, 2007

aim block

when u talking to a person u like on aim and the convo go dry

guy-u were lookin mad cute today
girl- thanks
guy-
he just got aim block

by gn3e March 13, 2009

cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.

1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.

by It's spelled with two T's! March 14, 2009

baker's block

When you want to bake everything, but can't decide on anything.

-"Sweet or savoury?"
-"I DONT KNOW!"
-"You're not helping my baker's block!"

by *Lea* April 18, 2014