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better info

Information that is basically just the same, but however for some reason or another regarded as superior.
This site offers better info than this, that and the other.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Better Option?

A board game that consists of a persons life in shambles. Activities include running from police, dating younger homosexual men, calling off work, getting completely wasted and high, proceeding to drive home wasted and high, and mispronouncing words and creating incomplete sentences.
Gee guys, I feel pretty shitty about my life. Let's play "Better Option?" so we don't feel so bad about ourselves.
by AberFitch1220 March 2, 2009
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bestern

one of the best westerns or cowboy films.
Does Brokeback Mountain fall under the category of besterns?
by uttam maharjan February 15, 2010
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better luck last time!

Said to somebody who has been beaten/pwned/-o'd so badly that they will never recover.
HA!! You just got p'wnd! BETTER LUCK LAST TIME!!
by Dr. Bomb December 11, 2010
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beater burn

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn
by ibweag December 2, 2010
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Beater's Bluff

The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!

Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.

John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 16, 2012
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better paying job

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
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