wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

bed shitter

Calvin making his picks

You really are a bed shitter when it comes to placing football bets.

by Tuneball September 10, 2008

bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Strapped to the Bed

it is the definition of someone who either brags about sex or says they have too much sex

Joe: Dude did you go to ______'s party last night?
Jeff: Oh yeah dude I got laid like 7 times there
Joe: -awkward stare- dude you are so strapped to the bed
Jeff: huh?

by loverrssss3XxX May 20, 2010

Bed burner

When two people are in bed together and one person is on top and they're having such hard sex that the friction on the sheets at the moment of orgasm sets the bed on fire.

They were expecting a happy ending (orgasm) but instead got a happy ending with a negative twist (orgasm with the bed on fire)

The game was a Bed Burner since we won but our star player got injured and is out for the season.

by BarryLongshore November 4, 2009

Bed lunch

When one consumes large quantities of food prior to falling asleep. The foods are usually high in fats and starches. Individuals who consume bed lunch are usually intoxicated from a night of heavy drinking.

Man this club sucks, let's go have bed lunch

by Chokiecat August 22, 2017

crapped the bed

To wake up earlier than is usual/expected.
In fact it means you have shit yourself in bed, that's why you had to get up.

I didn't realize you got up so early, did you crapped the bed?

by 2em August 13, 2007