Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 18, 2018

Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

by sugaraddict January 4, 2019

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 8, 2019

Gang Banged

when 5 men come out of one Tim Horton's washroom

hey did you hear those guys moaning after the gang banged

by skinny legend Morris February 22, 2019

Birthday bunked

When your birthdays right around the corner and you have no plans, no date, and basically no friends.

Yo this year for my birthday is gonna be radical I’m gonna master bate then cry myself to sleep. Birthday bunked of the centuries!

by Titus dyfilid February 23, 2019

beer banged

When Hailey makes up random sayings/words.

Hailey: “I am the aborted cat fetus of kittens.”

Me: wow you really beer banged that one out Hailey

by TheHails March 6, 2019

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019