The Honey Badger

The process of having honey applied to ones rectum and then proceeding to have a Badger lick the honey from the applied area. Usually preformed by homeless men who are heavily into bestiality.

That homeless dude is doing the The Honey Badger.

by Kernetic January 5, 2015

jesus bagel

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

by Jayne the2nd June 23, 2006

Bagel-Hole-Screwer

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Bagel Nipples

Aureoles that are equivalent to that of the size of a bagel.

Dude! -points at the computer- this chick has major bagel nipples!

by Billie Valentine aka LW June 14, 2010

slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.

Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.

by wet armadillo May 9, 2011

savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.

After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.

by Wes Rupp da Muppet November 22, 2015

half-eaten war bagel

A person of jewish heritage who was crippled during the holocaust in Germany.

"Your grandfather was a half-eaten war bagel."

by pjiy February 26, 2009